Dear Coworker,
I realize that you might not be the cleanest, most hygienic person when you’re at home, but when you are at the office, PLEASE fix your ways. It’s bad enough that my office is right beside the bathroom. When I hear you flush the toilet, I would prefer to hear the sink water running immediately after. Instead, I hear you flush the toilet, open the bathroom door and leave. If you don’t want to wash your hands, you could at least just turn the faucet on and let me think that your hands are being cleaned. I don’t want your urine on the papers that you hand me 5 minutes later. Really, it’s gross. I promised myself that I would not complain about you in my blog, but I can’t help it.

Your favorite accountant,
Chris